Soft Cock

What is Soft Cock?


1.

A person, usually a man, who lacks strength of character, or who is an easy touch for a sob story, or who cannot be relied on to take decisive action. Usually a sycophant.

The boss asked us to work on Saturday, and my supervisor didn't stand up to him and argue. What a soft cock.

See sycophant, yes-man, coward, weakling

2.

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity

Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock

See cadbury, gaylord, shirt lifter, homo, green

3.

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.

When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".

See hardcock, erection, flaccid

4.

A person who decides to stay at home, rather than heading out with their friends. This person usually uses the excuse "that they have had a busy day", "they are tied" or "I had a big one last night"...

Mitch had a busy day at work and decided he would stay at home and "soft cock" it for the night...

See soft, piker, lame, Party Hard

5.

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.

Hey Mitch, who is going out to pick up tonight?

Not Chris, he is a soft cock.

6.

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

7.

A soft cock is a guy who doesn't go out looking for stray cats. He likely has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, and his friends, who are/have hard cocks and are typically desperate for action on any given night, call him a soft cock when they go out to the bars and he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

Hey Mitch, who's going to the bar tonight to pick up?

Chris isn't, he's a soft cock.


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