What is Soft Jacob?
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During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.
Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.
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License (or privilege, per se) to be creative, clever, and witty. This license can at all times be revoked.
when mgp teases elj about ..
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a female, who is usually under 5'5..blonde hair, blue or brown eyes..& who knows all the best things in life: )
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To make an illegal U-turn.
"I decided to pull a bitch while a cop was watching and totally got a ticket, man."
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