What is Soft Pretzel?
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A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
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2.
A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
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