Soft Skills

What is Soft Skills?

The ability to hold a penis in your mouth until it is soft.

This term is often thrown around in the corporate world when referring to a person's customer service skills (which are basically the same thing).

Manager: Bob, you need to work more on your soft skills.

Worker: My name is Steve.

Manager: Sorry, I couldn't understand you with my penis in your mouth.

See blowjob, ass kissing, customer service, dick sucking

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P0nts

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