What is Soft Whitey?
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An over 20 year old white guy that thinks he's the master of the universe but could get beat down by a fourth grader. Usually seen drinking a latte, wearing yuppie clothes and driving an audi, lexus, etc. Usually seen around trendy hot spots. They usually travel in groups of five or six for protection, albeit with a smug look on their faces. Becomes beligerent when drunk - can't handle a drink - but backs down when physical violence is imminent.
"This whole town is filled with soft whiteys."
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Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.
Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.
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