Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Zymurgic

1. adjective, from zymurgy OED "the art of fermentation" "Lo, the sweet drops of zymurgic labours" - John Keats (or it..

Ziptang

1. 1.To occur with great speed. 2. Accomplished in relatively little time. The bullits came by me ziptang! I was all over that bitch zipt..

Austrian Rinse Cycle

1. The act of urination from the penetrating party whilst having anal sex. Resulting in a wet anus and much embarrassment. "I was rea..

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