Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Elbow Cleavage

1. the thick crease that morbidly obese people often get hanging from their elbows. "Hey Steve, have you seen Janet lately." &q..

Slimpots

1. piddy pots aim=slimpots beware of the PIDDY POTS!!!!..

Emorph

1. When someone decides to become emo. Yep, that slut definately emorphed. Now she's a slutty emo. Gross See emo, bleed, wrists, die..

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