Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Dragging The Pink Pony

1. Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day. Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk..

Mankster

1. A mexican wankster. Wankster; a wannabe gangster. That guy ain't nuttin but a mankster. See wankster, mexican, gangster, rolando..

Fuck Paddle

1. Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's self to sustain an erection. Pass me the fuck paddle, i&ap..

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