Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Retardicious

1. Someone (or something) that overtly appears to be retarded, however, upon closer inspection, appears to be awesome. May be applied to so..

Vagige

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Vodky

1. used to describe how much tasty vodka is in your pirate juice. "cuz thats more juicy than it is vodky"..

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