Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

1. The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom s..

W/s/d

1. Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick "OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..." "Hey John, would you w/s/d to get..

Intellectual Gold Digger

1. Someone who searches for a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a high IQ or goes to an Ivy League school in the hopes that the person's s..

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