Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

R.a.m

1. An accronym meaning, "RIP ASS MULTIPLICATOR". A device derived from taking out the main valve from a trumpet and ripping ass..

Velcro Arse

1. A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing. Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden..

Crapfag

1. someone who clearly craps for pleasure. Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?" Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase..

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