Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Stalongedon

1. a really tall and loppy person with a fucked up face(acne) and the fucker talks like chubaca. it usually looks like a penis or a giant z..

Arc

1. When one is simply too lazy, or feels that they're too cool to write back to ones text message, facebook wall post, or message. Eve..

Karlnik

1. The act of throwing a key and it landing in a key hole. He just Karlnik'd, that was so Kewl See throwing, key, landing, act, kewl..

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