Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Flamer Spank

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Doggy Paddle

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Mister

1. The male counterpart of a mistress. Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass! Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister! ..

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