Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Xyut

1. Forbidden fruit. Treasure that no one can partake of. ie Tom boy Is xyut a boy? or a girl? ... both? Xyut's looking fine tonigh..

Blue Berry Surprise

1. To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face..

Like Clockwork

1. A idiom used to describe something, often an event, that goes as planned, with precision, or on time. Guy 1: "How was your 3:30 me..

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