Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Zing Zing Zooma

1. to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube omg i walked in when you ...were? sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma See zing, zing..

Yay For You

1. A cutesy, often sarcastic way of deriding someone's achievements. Bob: I got first in class! Jesse: Yay for you! *Bob smashes Je..

Always That

1. An exclamation of something good or positive. Something unexpected that should always happen in a perfect world. "Joe went to Kim..

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