Softcockalitus

What is Softcockalitus?

1.When someone is being SOFT.

"why isnt evan in the office today??"

"he had a hard nite and developed softcockalitus"

See soft, cock, sick, disease, excuse

Vagankles

1. A vagina that is soooo loose, it hangs down to one's ankles. Yo momma so loose, she tucks her vagankles in her socks. See vagina,..

Comedy Bell-end

1. Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes. Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end..

Lickshag

1. When you lick your partners bits after sex! can also be used as an insult i lickshagged my boyfriend! See yumminess..

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