What is Soften The Meat?
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Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.
Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!
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When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea ..