What is Softened By Distance?
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When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a
Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
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Self-explanatory; Midwestern idiom.
That guy watches Gilmore Girls. What a ladyweiner.
See pussy, dickless, tool, loser, limpdick..
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A friend who is significantly younger than you.
You are 30 and your best friend is 15. They would be your frienderoni.
See tenderoni, ..
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Similar to a zombrocalypse but in which the zombies are not human undead, but zebra undead.
The world has been turned on its ass, and I..
