Softened By Distance

What is Softened By Distance?

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!

*car moves closer*

Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

See fugly, minging, ugly, ruff, hideous

Van-damage

1. massive destruction Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage! See your mom..

Lolomgpie

1. LAUGHOUTLOUD!! o my gawd pie! guy1:Who wants this? guy2:omg wat iz taht guy3:lolomgpie See lol, omg, pie, i, like..

Groab

1. 1. grope/grab/groan - all combined into one new sexy word 2. groaning whilst groping someone "i groabed russell howard the other ..

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