Softened By Distance

What is Softened By Distance?

1.

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!

*car moves closer*

Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

See fugly, minging, ugly, ruff, hideous

83

Random Words:

Yakbone

1. The reproductive organ of the Tasmanian Yak. 'So I whacked the yakbone last night'..

Die Fucka

1. what u say when a Mexican attacks u with a rusty butter knife. Of course thats after you pull out your revolver. Mexican:¡Yo le apuñala..

Summer Roberts

1. The name of a character on the hit tv show 'the oc' whose real name is rachel bilson. summer roberts is known for saying &apo..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free