Softened By Distance

What is Softened By Distance?

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!

*car moves closer*

Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

See fugly, minging, ugly, ruff, hideous

Snandals

1. Hideous, unexplicably popular sneaker/sandal hybrid shoes such as those made by Keen. Everytime I go to R.E.I. I fear I'll be assa..

Nectorini

1. the only drink that can rival an appletini in greatness im feelin waay to jacked for appletinis tonight. Bartender! two nectorinis ..

W&b

1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..

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