Softened By Distance

What is Softened By Distance?


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When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!

*car moves closer*

Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

See fugly, minging, ugly, ruff, hideous


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