What is Softened By Distance?
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When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a
Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
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