What is Soft-on?
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A flacid (limp) penis. Antonym: hard-on. A soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no sexual appeal.
Rosie O'Donnel gives me a real soft-on.
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The state of the penis in between the flacid state and an erection. The penis usually looks huge at this time but still soft.
Omg! Your penis is huge!
Oh I just have a soft-on.
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3.
From having a
'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'
4.
an unexpected loss of an erection; opposite of
"Things were getting pretty hot until Marcy farted; the smell gave me a total soft-on."
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An odor secreted by only the foulest of beasts cast upon the earth by the scourges of hell as punsishment for the earths transgressions...
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Flat bed of the crap your hair was made out of, put on your fingers for you to bite off.
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