Softpoochin'

What is Softpoochin'?

When ones testicles hang down and lay in the asshole crevice. Usually occuring when one is sitting, or laying down.

I was softpoochin' on Troxelswitch Road.

See testes, balls, walnuts, nutcracker, jesus

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