What is Softshell Crab Sandwich?


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(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

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