Soft-shit

What is Soft-shit?

Sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative anticipation in a social setting.

Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.

Example 1 "Ready to give your speech on Female Genital Mutilation, or should I go first?"

"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"

Example 2

"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"

"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".

See squiggles, pucker factor, fantra, butterflies, nervous dump

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