Soggy Koala

What is Soggy Koala?


1.

A sexual position where, from the koala bearposition, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

See soggy, koala, oil, eucalyptus, celine, dion, cd, smother, sexual

2.

A sexual position where, from the koala bearposition, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

See soggy, koala, whitney, eucalyptus, oil, celine, dion, bow, tie, cd, bear, hands, breasts

3.

A sexual position where, from the koala bearposition, the man smothers the breasts of a woman with eucalyptus oil, preferably with koala-like hands, while making the whining sounds of a Jew. All while wearing a bow tie.

Holy Shit I just used a gallon of eucalyptus oil while giving Whitney a soggy koala and I didn't even bring my Celine Dion CD.

See koala, soggy, whitney, jew, whining, bow, tie, eucalyptus, oil, bear


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