Soggy Noodle

What is Soggy Noodle?

A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.

A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.

See soggy, noodle, blow job, flaccid, pasta

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