Soggy Speed Bag

What is Soggy Speed Bag?

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

See hemroid, lick, toss salad, anal

Zyxes

1. Sexy to the thirtieth power. Etymology: sexy backwards with a z in it. Dude, I saw Melissa the other day. She was lookin pretty freak..

Halt! Hammerzeit!

1. One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German. "Stop! Hammertime!" in the fathertongue: "Halt! Ham..

Unbateable

1. Something or someone that you would not masturbate to. That chick/dude is nasty, she/he is totally unbateable. See bateable, bate, mas..

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