Soggy Speed Bag

What is Soggy Speed Bag?

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

See hemroid, lick, toss salad, anal

Cell-ebrity

1. A celebrity who serves prison time. “Bernie Madoff is the nation’s newest cell-ebrity.” See celebrity, prison, jail, theft..

Romenot

1. Someone who claims to be a Romeo, but isn't. God, Joel's such a Romenot. See romeo, dud, billy, d-man..

Vaginal Rejuvenation

1. When a woman gets her snatch pursed. The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation. See vagina, plastic surge..

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