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when he says you wont get pregnant standing up....
'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size..
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Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.
You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet.&qu..
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The best of all your bling.
It is the Crown Jewel of all your possessions.
The Jeweled Bell goes *JINGLE* *JANGLE* just as a normal di..
