Soggy Speed Bag

What is Soggy Speed Bag?

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

See hemroid, lick, toss salad, anal

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Soggy Speed Bag Edit Meaning