Soggy Turtle

What is Soggy Turtle?


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Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

See soggy, turtle, shit, poop, ass, pants, crap, shart, fart


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