What is Soggy Turtle?
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Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.
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A response to a negative occurance, often used by Valley Girls
Girl1: OMG, I lost my wallet!
Girl2: Sucks bitch!
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Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.
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