What is Soggy Waffle Fucker?
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1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
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A way to either, make a right dick out of yourself by trying to do something clever or cool and completely failing. Or but falling over ..