What is Soggy Waffle Fucker?
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1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
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The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.
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Thrilling the lizard is male masturbation.
Lee: Where is Carlos?
Dan: I think he is still in the shower, thrilling the lizard.
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