What is Soggy Waffle Fucker?
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1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
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v. To masturbate.
Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
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