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A very very loose minge.
When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket..
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To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
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When an Arab dude gives a facial through the screen of some chick's burqa
"Hey, Sadim, I gave that National Geographic Chick ..