What is Solani?
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A boy with usually long naturally black hair (though was once dyed red) and poorly or untrimmed finger nails; often seen in hoodies. He enjoys pacing madly around his kitchen with his Ipod, snapping his fingers, and taking naps in public places. Spends all of his money on porn and food
See: asshole.
John: Who the hell is that pacing around the kitchen like a bat out of hell?!
Ralph: Oh, that's just Solani.
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