What is Solani?
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A boy with usually long naturally black hair (though was once dyed red) and poorly or untrimmed finger nails; often seen in hoodies. He enjoys pacing madly around his kitchen with his Ipod, snapping his fingers, and taking naps in public places. Spends all of his money on porn and food
See: asshole.
John: Who the hell is that pacing around the kitchen like a bat out of hell?!
Ralph: Oh, that's just Solani.
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Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting ..
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Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing
Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp
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