What is Solar Flares?
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Eruptions of super-heated gas that occur on the surface of the sun which eject large amounts of radiation and energized particles into space.
Scientists claim that recent cell phone disruption is the result of solar flares.
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prominences of super-heated plasma expelled by the sun
The temperature on Mercury rises when there is increased activity of solar flares from the sun.
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Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
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Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.
Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.
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The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.
"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
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when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.
this old woman solar flared my uncle.
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Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)
"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"
