Solar Influenza

What is Solar Influenza?

Using your sick leave to enjoy the day off from work, when your not really sick.

Mr. Johnson, I want able to make it to work today, I have solar influenza.

See influenza, sick, work

Jowdy

1. (adj)1. Meaning straight pimp. (Susan thinks my running shorts are awfully jowdy.)..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

Irish Icicle

1. when a irish man freezes his dick and it is covered in ice and he gives anal with it, it then melts and makes for good lubrication The ..

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