Solarpants

What is Solarpants?

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Solarpants is a characteristic term for a pineapple infested with monkey ninjas, that secretly assisted in the assassination of Franz Ferdinand in Siberia on orders of Hitler, forcing Austria-Hungary to declare war, thus initiating World War II. The monkey's throw their feces at the victims until the victim chokes to death on digested bananas and re-digested bananas, if you catch my drift.

Baxter: So what did you guys learn about today in AP World History?

Frederick-Johnson: The Solarpants conspiracy and how it initiated World War II, and also how it is a fact and totally not something a Sophomore made up while he was tripping on acid.

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