What is Solarpants?
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Solarpants is a characteristic term for a pineapple infested with monkey ninjas, that secretly assisted in the assassination of Franz Ferdinand in Siberia on orders of Hitler, forcing Austria-Hungary to declare war, thus initiating World War II. The monkey's throw their feces at the victims until the victim chokes to death on digested bananas and re-digested bananas, if you catch my drift.
Baxter: So what did you guys learn about today in AP World History?
Frederick-Johnson: The Solarpants conspiracy and how it initiated World War II, and also how it is a fact and totally not something a Sophomore made up while he was tripping on acid.
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Expression when u just dont give a f*ck anymore.
dumbfuck 1 n dumbfuck 2 = run 4 your fucking life NOW.
oooooooh~la.
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A single turd that takes over 22 minutes to force out.
Raul- Hey Darren wats taking you so long on the shitter?
Darren- FUCKING ROOPIT..
