Soldier On The Beach

What is Soldier On The Beach?


1.

The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.

The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.

See drop a cosby, drop a deuce, lay some cable, pinch a loaf, pop a squat


52

Random Words:

1. when you skeet on the butt of the prefered sex, spread their cheeks and insert. I like to moses that hoe. See moses, that, hoe, skee..
1. Theme: Progression Me: "Eric Mills" You: "Theme Progression" Another Person: "Past Your Ignorance" See..
1. a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.) 'Mon the.. Biffy!' 'Mon the.. Fratellis!' See ..