What is Soldier On The Beach?
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The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.
The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.
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