Soldier On The Beach

What is Soldier On The Beach?

1.

The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.

The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.

See drop a cosby, drop a deuce, lay some cable, pinch a loaf, pop a squat

52

Random Words:

The Guatemalan Handshake

1. The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili..

Kringle

1. A danish pastry made and sold in Racine, WI. Usually contains fruit or nut filling and is frosted; may be filled with cream cheese or ch..

Deepin'

1. The act of blathering, pondering and questioning yourself over existential matters, feelings, might be future decisions, in a futile att..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free