Soldier-girl Edit Meaning

1. A Fart (to produce gas) I just did a schnootum! To Schnoot - To fart. God that Schnootum stinks of egg!! See fart, parp, air biscuit..

1. When you wake up with an erection. Today I woke up with morning stiffness. See hard on, morning wood, erection, boner..

1. Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneven..