What is Solid Aggression?
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A terrible metal band based in Toronto's heavy metal underground. Using rehashed lyrics, terrible chords and a singer that sounds like a dying gorilla, Solid Aggression manages to pump out terrible music at a surprising pace.
Liked by pre-pubescant teens and emo kids, Solid Aggression is working its way towards a record deal.
Good lord, that's the worst music I've ever heard. *checks song title* O god, no wonder. It's Solid Aggression.
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