Solitaire Porn

What is Solitaire Porn?

1.

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background

Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn

Man 2:Allow that

See solitaire, porn, wank, slow, computer

13

Random Words:

Noon Goon

1. A group or family (esp. tourists) that shows up and crowds a beach at noon, which is when most of the surfers are leaving. Usually used ..

Optimus Prime

1. Leader of the Autobot Transformers. He is wise, just, skilled and capable of transforming into a giant red truck and drivin' about...

W.w.r.h.d.

1. "What Would Russ Hudson Do?". You typically ask yourself this question when at a crossroad or any other type of quandry, and i..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free