What is Solo Facial?
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The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.
Bill: Why the long face, Jack?
Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....
Bill: What happened?
Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............
Bill: So then what happened?
Jack: My wife found me and got me down.
Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?
Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...
Bill: Could it get any worse?
Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...
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