Solo Facial

What is Solo Facial?


1.

The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

See solo, facial, masturbation, semen, akward, parents, kids


65

Random Words:

1. What would Jesus Do? Used on Christian bracelets,necklaces among other things. I saw this guy in the theater talking on his cell phone...
1. A Red Hot Chili Peppers b-side off the Californication CD, relating to depression, love, being under the influence, but genereally... be..
1. When finding an old foe on Facebook and sending them an insulting email and then quickly blocking them so as to avoid any retaliation on..