Solo Facial

What is Solo Facial?


1.

The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

See solo, facial, masturbation, semen, akward, parents, kids


65

Random Words:

1. Aka RCP. Someone who has enough confidence in his- or herself in order to not lie, not start shit, not create drama, and not be fake. So..
1. The hottest hangout in the history of mankind. Also known as "NT" newstoday "Oi! You! Where ya been?" "Sup b..
1. Someone who jerks off a vagina. Oh my god!? You cuntrunked her?..