Solo Facial

What is Solo Facial?


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The act of Hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get semen all over your face.

Bill: Why the long face, Jack?

Jack: Well, my parents came in from Georgia today to pay a visit.....

Bill: What happened?

Jack: I did a Solo facial in the bathroom and I couldn't get down.............

Bill: So then what happened?

Jack: My wife found me and got me down.

Bill: Oooooooooooooh... and then what happened?

Jack: And then mom and dad walked in...

Bill: Could it get any worse?

Jack: And then my 4 year old son walked in...

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