Solo Massage

What is Solo Massage?

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.

Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.

Pad Load

1. Sarcastic as in "thanks a lot." 'Pad' referring to a maxi-pad. Cookie: "Dude, I just pooped on your floor.&quo..

Zebra Cakes

1. a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra..

Velcro-berry

1. When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberryand it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening. "Damn, that velcro-berr..

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