Solo Massage

What is Solo Massage?

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.

Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.

Son Of A Smichigun

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Vaginabomb

1. A vaginabomb is a peniscopter's worst enemy. It causes the penis to become erect, making the peniscopter lose flight. I was flyin..

Goat Heart

1. when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia. not usually used in sentence..

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