What is Solo Rusty Ventilator?


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When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

See rusty, brown trout, dump, chest


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