Solomon O... Edit Meaning

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ya mums a bloody turtle

i did ya mum on a vinyl lounge its like riding on a giant endangered turtle theres no chance ya mums endangered im the one whos in danger

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definition of a shithole place in the pacific where an aussie police got recently killed, deserved it as much as that sonofabitch faggot

id stay away from that place as much as staying away from that loser poof