What is Solomons, Md?
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The place where you fry on acid, your buddy passes out against the car, in front of a bar, and you're stuck talking to EMT's and Cops explaining everything, and your buddy gets up and has another beer while the bartender faceplants into the trash can.
I got so fucked up I didn't know where I was. It's just like Solomons, MD!
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