What is Solonik?
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To pull a Solonik is to stick your finger in your butt-hole and proceed to rub it in your eye so that you get pink-eye and thus can call in sick for work.
Lenny: Ahh fack I'm working in 3 hours but I haven't slept all weekend and still completely wasted, well I guesss I can always pull a Solonik
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