What is Som?
1.
Means "SHIT ON ME" used often in gay sex
"Dude just SOM, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you've excreted."
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2.
In the same family as LOL but much, much cooler. SOM stands for Shit On Myself. Because LOL is played out so bad SOM has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.
Joe: Dude we stuck a Hot Dog in Bud's mouth when he passed out last night and took pictures, total chief!
Jimmy: SOM
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3.
A Sexy Old Man, an older man who is rather dishy. Like dilf, but better.
Yum, that Bill Clinton is a bit of a Som! Followed by some crude reference to cigar tubes...
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4.
something; a little som som
I'm gonna get me a little som som
5.
Nepali slang for partner
Where are ya' goin' som?
6.
Subject of Masterbation
Brian is Amy's SOM and Amy is Brian's SOM.
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7.
An acronym for the popular Rogers' and Hammersteins' famed broadway play "The Sound of Music," later made into a movie starring the one and only Julie Andrews.
Often used as a code name when discussing "The Sound of Music" wouldn't be considered "cool."
example 1:
"the hills are alive with the som"
example 2:
(watching a marionette show with yodelers and goats)
Meg: "omg steph its just like som!"
Steph: "yeah!"
Other girl: "what's som?"
