What is Somc?
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Suck On My Cock.
Used when bragging for any reason, OR when telling people what they should do.
1.Yo bitch, SOMC!
2.Tucker wanted to SOMC. Cuz he's like that.
3.Thats game bitch. SOMC!
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Shit on my cock
Jeff just walked to my door, SOMC!
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Still On My Chair. SOMC is an antoynm of 
So the bartender says: "Why the long face?" ROTFLMAO.
SOMC.
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Shit On My Chest (a sexual paraphilia for diehards and fetishists)
Donna gave me an SOMC and smothered it all over me.
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**Note: Reccomended to be standing while attempting this maneuver in order to get more power.
When you're about to recieve oral se.. 
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An affliction of the oral cavity thats symptoms include sore knees, aching jaw, tongue lesions, and rapid job advancements.
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