Some Funny Shit Edit Meaning

1. person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine. your mama is a five minute mofo,everyday...

1. 1. to have sumthing stolen from u 2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen yo s..

1. when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. ..