Somejerk Edit Meaning

1. Smooth, thick vomit with soft lumps in it. Typically the consistancy of bananas pureed in a blender. Dude, you have glomit in your bear..

1. Can be used instead of risky. You usually say it while joking around, imitating someone, or complimenting someone. "Man, she'..

1. An alternative to using "it sucks", mostly because it shits to use it sucks, what's so bad about something sucking? The s..