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a stomach ache that a girl gets after she swallows cum
"I have the worst cummy ache after blowing Johnny like 10 minutes ago"..
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When, before engaging in anal sex with a female, you gizz in a newspaper and wrap it up. Then prepare a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch...
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The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!
A total disgrace of..