What is Somer?
1.
French for beautiful summer. Somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. Somer's are very unique and extremely gorgeous.
She should be a somer!
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2.
A twirling, long river in England, but also stands for a strong rush, and only slows down to help the ones she cares most about. Somers are outgoing, strange, and normally blonde. Rare cases show differently. Somers had the power to give advise and the power to break down and cry. But no matter what Somers have the power to make you laugh, almost everytime. They have there days where they are down and they have thier days to be beautiful.
Edward: Okay. So this random came up and talked to me today.
Alex: Somer?
Edward: How'd you know???
Alex: That's just Somer.
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3.
verb: to jew the living shit out of something
"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."
"dude, dont try and somer me."
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