Somers Slap

What is Somers Slap?

1.

When a woman uses her beef drapesor beef curtainsto smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.

Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.

See danza slap, danza, beef drapes, beef curtains, cameltoe, ninja foot, camel toe

Random Words:

Queefmaster

1. 1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air. 2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates..

Interrupting B

1. Total crackhead who sux dick for a living. She also teaches classes that are not hers. Inturrupting: "Hey guys whats up? Today we ..

Got Cakes

1. Ancient word of saying you have a skill or something of importance that should not be said do to it being illegal, stupid, or you may ha..

Somers Slap Edit Meaning

1.

Random Words:

Somers Slap