Somers Slap

What is Somers Slap?

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When a woman uses her beef drapesor beef curtainsto smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.

Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.

See danza slap, danza, beef drapes, beef curtains, cameltoe, ninja foot, camel toe
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