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An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.
"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking ..
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Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.
Art would win an election..
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(1) a term to describe an act of complete twattery, normally carried out by a buffoon.
(2) plural of buffet.
(1) "did you hear of..