Sometimers

What is Sometimers?

Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).

Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?

John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!

Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.

See forget, discount, bypass

Scottied

1. To be really drunk, messed up, usually blackout and doing something stupid or crazy. Damn, I got scottied last night, we had three bott..

Mach 10 Turbo

1. An instance of one individual performing fellatio on the same individual twice. She went mach 10 in the morning, mach 10 turbo that nig..

Cootie Hero

1. Somebody who kills a bug or spider that you are afraid of. Thanks for being my cootie hero! See cootie, hero, spider, bug..

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