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1. A mock sneezing sound meant to mask the fact that you are calling someone a douche. Person A: Check out my sweet Van Halen tatoo across..

1. Hot pants are shorts that could not possibly be shorter -- I've got a pair of them which I keep pulling down because I feel so self..

1. when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread. Lake Superior is so damn ..