Somf Edit Meaning

1.

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

See kieran

2.

Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.

Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?

See sex, feelings, my, face, sitting

3.

abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"

SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person

Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.

SOMF BITCH!!!

See somf, zomg, rofl

4.

SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.

Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.

"I started my period today, SOMF!"

"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"

"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"

See oh no, oh man, huh, your mom

5.

The act of having a woman sit on your face.

Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym

"I want you to sit on my face."

"Somfing is one of my favorite past times."

See somf, sit on my face

6.

Stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum", a place where you can learn cool trciks and magic stuff

It's a place where people who share an interest in Magic, card tricks and that sort of stuff, help each other out. So SoMF is a place to learn some cool tricks & stuff from other people like yourself - but mainly "Magic", which is pretty cool anyway.

See magic, tricks, entertainment, entertainer

7.

somf is a Forum where members help each other learn Magic tricks and how to do them better. Help with inventing new tricks & effects. Advice of different ways to make an Income from Magic. The group can help in learning all aspects of magic including: Mentalism, cards tricks (simple or advanced), coin & money tricks

Members of somf can help people who want to learn a couple of tricks to fool their friends & family. somf has some of the best articles on Stage Craft and how to become a better performer of tricks that amaze friends. sofm stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum"

See magic, somf, tuts, secrets, tricks, trick, fool, bets