S.o.m.f.

What is S.o.m.f.?

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

See sit on my face, face sitting, oral sex, eating out

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