S.o.m.f.

What is S.o.m.f.?

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

See sit on my face, face sitting, oral sex, eating out

Invitease

1. An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation. Person A: "Hey!..

I R Pant!

1. A phrase used to draw attention to the fact that you are a pair of pants. See also CTRL+ALT+DEL, Chef Brian I R Pant! Marshmallow rai..

Fuck You Pay Me

1. Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt. "The place burned down? Fuck..

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