What is Somfg?
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A way of saying Sorry whilst saying Oh My Fucking God (
Sue: I Can't afford anything. I cant go to the gym to loose weight, I cnt afford food. My family is skint!
Lisa: Oh really?..
Sue: Yes really. Dont skit!
Lisa: somfg <33
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when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if th..
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NoUn: (ZaAp PHASH-UN) 1. MaDd KKKrAzY PHUIN!!! PhAt PhaNtS pH aShIoN!!!!!!!
2. SWIRLY PANTS FoR MaDd KkKrazy Kids!!! AND KITTIE LINES!..
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To give a handjob, often times casually, between two male heterosexual friends; as a favor, or payback for a favor.
Tim: Bill, did you ..