Somjied

What is Somjied?

Extreme lack of ability, usually caused by the consumption of alcohol and marijuana simultaneously.

I was hammered at that party, and then the weed came out and I got Somjied. I couldn't speak or walk, I was totally Somjied.

See alchohol, weed, faisal, juma

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