Somk Edit Meaning

1. When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass. When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat. See pearl, pear..

1. Usually a name for an elder alchoholic man with a taste for the fine arts. Expierements with hallucinative drugs, slightly sexuallly mol..

1. General euphenism for taking a crap. Can be altered slightly to better describe the type of crapping situation one is about to experienc..