Sommer Edit Meaning

1.

A sexy, hot, beautiful woman who is in total control of herself at all times.

"Wow! Look at that girl!!! She knows exactly what she's doing!"

"Yeah, she's a total Sommer!"

See sommer, hot, sexy, beautiful, good looking

2.

German word for the season, Summer.

Also used for a girls' name.

I love sommer, the season.

I love Sommer, the girl--she rules!

See name, summer, german, season, girl

3.

One, who is usually stout in character and sports a creepy grin, usually in sexual ways. Also wields creature-like facial hair on his neck, that is thought to have it's own set of teeth, grows back in seconds after its been cut, and generally have a life of its own. A Sommer also frequently uses hand-gesturesfor everyday uses that make an Italian seem non-discript.

"Dude, that guy's checkin' you out!"

"I know, he's being a real Sommer..."

"Wow, you just shaved, and you've got more then a 5 o'clock shadow!"

"I know, I am a Sommer after all."

See creature, nerd, dork

4.

adj. Fat, slow, and unathletic. One who is not inclined to perform physical activity.

That guy plays fantasy football on his computer because he's such a sommer

See lethargic, sluggish, indolent

5.

Someone who is fat but still thinks they're sexy; Someone who smells bad and has a problem with feminine odor.

Check out that fat chick that squeezed herself into her business suit, she is totally sommer!

See hump back, cunt, bitch, two faced, liar