Somn-onanist

What is Somn-onanist?

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

See masturbate, nasty, sex, dreams

Voluptualize

1. Making a woman look more voluptuous than she really is. My girlfriend likes to stuff an entire box of kleenex in her bra to voluptualiz..

Fwbo

1. Friends Who Boned Once; that is, two or more persons who at one point had sex but are now merely friends. One night after a party, Jack..

Jimified

1. when someone is so awesome, that they can not express it in words, but try anyway. Although Paul thought he was jimified , Jess never h..

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