Somn-onanist

What is Somn-onanist?

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

See masturbate, nasty, sex, dreams

Vajingaling

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Zab Zab

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Ummlsfm

1. UMMLSFM is yet another annoying internet slang term that forces us to take minutes out of our lives to decrypt; but alas, it has been do..

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