Somn-onanist

What is Somn-onanist?

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

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Popped A Van Damme

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Egg Numbers

1. Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a &qu..

Anal Cartridge

1. is something you put in your ass that holds shit for you so you don't have to go the the bathroom. I'll help you put your ana..

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