Somn-onanist

What is Somn-onanist?


1.

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

See masturbate, nasty, sex, dreams


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