Somn-onanist

What is Somn-onanist?

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

See masturbate, nasty, sex, dreams

Cuff-shuffling

1. A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agita..

Baked Baby

1. Cooking a baby in a microwave until it explodes. Fred:What do you want for dinner? Bob:Baked Baby See baked baby, microwave, death, c..

Churb

1. 1) "a churb" A shit so heinous that it makes you want to be physically sick. "Holy fuck! That... That smell. What a chur..

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