Somph

What is Somph?

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

Turtledove

1. A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required. I ..

Face-grinding

1. A euphemism for heavy kissing. May be a prelude to or a substitute for sexual activity. Me and that hawt babe were face-grinding last n..

Fat Alberto

1. A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert. Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande. See seab..

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