Somph

What is Somph?

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

Zender

1. A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating. "God dammit Pete, stop Zende..

Rusty Salmon

1. When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage. After I shat..

Yoohan

1. What you call a bad counter-strike player. Wow Tom, how could you miss that shot? You're such a yoohan! See yoohan, counter-strik..

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