Somph

What is Somph?

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

Up The Highway Not Across The Street

1. a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wri..

Confuckulation

1. a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing i..

W00tism

1. the religion in which one strives to be as awesome as the mythical Bradmonkey The greatest being in existence through prayer meditation ..

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