Somph

What is Somph?

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

Qwung

1. A word that when said correctly will enlarge the size of your mother dick thusfore leaving you a dickless faggot and/or a total goosecoc..

Improvised Explosive Device

1. When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate..

Flopta Monsta

1. nothing. it doesn't exist. i had a dream that i was getting attacked by a flopta monsta but then i woke up and realized it doesn&a..

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