Somph

What is Somph?

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

Douche-cous

1. a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate fro..

Open-jawed Jizz Queen

1. An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis e..

Earread

1. earread (v.) To read or listen to an audio book. Sometimes I earread books on CD during my drive to work. I earread the last Harry Pott..

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