Somph

What is Somph?

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

Eel Sauce

1. An exclamation used in awkward or uncomfortable situations. The root "eel" is an onomatopoeicword from the natural sound on..

Clapping The Ham

1. Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham he spent all afternoon "clapping th..

French Balcony

1. The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down. Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last n..

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